Sticks and balusters

You know that Eagles’ song, “Desperado”? The cowboy’s out riding fences for so long now… that guy’s just out checking his property line. Well guess what cowboy, I got a property line now. And I got a beast too, though when the terrain gets rough or it’s a tad warm out I’m usually carrying this one, not the other way around. I also got a railing with some questionable BALUSTERS, which is a word I now know. So I got an expanded vocabulary too. And ideas. So many things done got got! One a them ideas is that I can replace all my questionable balusters with sticks collected round this here fence line. How’s that for one questionable solution. Questionable or creative, who’s to say, really. Probably the County inspector. Shhh cowboy, you be cool now.