44 minutes

That’s how long it took to get to a live person on the home warranty help line. They weren’t very helpful. They do have a process. It makes me nervous because it doesn’t make sense. But I’m in it now. Doing the dumb process.

I got some old pipes, I got some new pipes. Got some rust, got corrosion. Clogs and leaks? Ohh ho ho haaaahaha yeah I got clogs and leaks.

Shhh the house doesn’t need to hear all that. Don’t want her to get nervous and shit her proverbial pants. We’re still getting to know each other, but I don’t think she wants that either.

I do think she wants plants in her windows.