The pros are coming.

The pipe broke off inside the valve.

I learned things.

Like threading- you know, those grooves around the end of a pipe that can be fitted into the complimentary grooves of another pipe’s threading then twisty twisty poof that’s a longer pipe- well there’s “male threading,”which is located on the outside of the pipe- externally- and “female threading,” which is located on the inside of the pipe- internally.

YOU KNOW. Like dicks and pussies.

This valve has one of each.