Mystery levers

Oh, okay. These ones, not those ones. Those ones are now mystery levers. Water to the house is now OFF.

And the drippy sink is currently running cold water. On purpose. I did that. I mean, I opened the cold water handle to see if the faucet would stay dry, like EVERY OTHER fixture in the house. Like the hot water handle on THIS sink. But the cold water handle does not keep a dry faucet. Nay nay. Too much learnin left for that. It doth floweth.

I think probably all the water in the pipes has to drain past THIS faulty valve first. Then it’ll stop flowing and I can replace the valve. I can’t wait to find out if I got the right one.